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On Your Bike II – HGV Negative

introduce legislation to protect cyclists from the danger of HGV’s. by Alex Parsons-Moore The use of heavy goods vehicles in an urban environment creates an unacceptable level of danger to cyclists....

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Sunday Bloody Sunday

stop sunday trading. by mr martin dawkins and bring back family life If you want “family life” just keep your family locked in the house on Sundays and play Scrabble or The Game Of Life or something....

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A Tough Sale

Cancel all current and stop anymore “no cold calling zones” being established. by David Varney of Lincs Prime Fresh These zones are an infringement of the rights of honest people to earn a living by...

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Cigarette Break

increase the minimum age to buy cigarettes by one year, every year. by Marc Roberts Advertising campaigns to stop younger people taking up smoking do not seem to be working. Instead of throwing more...

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A Royal Pain

give Royal Mail monopoly status once more. by Alan Fennelly We believe Royal Mail worked better for the centuries in which it was the only postal service in this country than it has in the recent...

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Smile For The Cameraphone

Ban the sale of any mobile phone with a camera. by James McGlynn The ban of this piece of equipment will stop infringement of peoples privacy and stop the use of them to record violence for uploading...

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I Can Handle My Liquor: I Have an AS/A Level In Media Studies

allow those who have completed sixth-form education to purchase alcohol. by John Mondalson People under the age of 18 who have completed their sixth-form education are as aware of the risks of alcohol...

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Thinking, Thinking, Thinking, Thinking It Over

Enforce a Legal Duty of Candour. by Jeff Heenan “The Department of Health is considering imposing a legally binding “duty of candour” on hospitals, surgeries and other healthcare providers, ensuring...

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Reject Rednesday II: The Plight Fantastic

That’s right folks, it’s time for another slice of general ignorance! Encourage the BBC to produce 7 episodes of Eastenders per week to justify the licence fee. by Christian Dwyer (rejected) I think it...

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War, Never Been So Much Fun

change Rememberance Sunday’s retail law to match that of Christmas Day and Easter Sunday. by Paul Kenchington By making larger retail outlets close on Rememberance Sunday we will make the day special...

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I’ll Eat My Hat

ban driving whilst wearing any kind of full face covering such as the veil, balaclava, burkha, niquab or garment that otherwise covers all or part of the face of the driver. by Mr Michael Owen We...

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It’s Only A Model

Come on everybody, let’s go to Yorkshire! allow Yorkshire a referendum on independence from the UK. by Mr Damien Hellewell This is a petition for the right to hold a legally binding referendum in the...

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SAS – Super Army Soldiers

I love the childlike mentality of this petition. Save the Chandlers from Somali pirates. by Tony Hawdley Save the Chandlers from Somali pirates. In an era where we, the UK are supposed to be taking a...

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Reject Rednesday IV: Saturday Morning Fever

This week’s Reject Rednesday takes place on a Saturday, because I want it to. So let us once again trawl through the ePetition site’s Reject Bin and pay heed to the braying and neighing of farmyard...

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Sign of the Times

Ban ageist signs from shops. by Ian Rudge An increasing number of stores are displaying prominent signs at checkouts reading “Under 25? ID Required!!!” or suchlike. These signs are humiliating and...

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Red Lorry Euro Lorry

There’s something very special about this petition. change the law on the collection of unpaid parking tickets for european lorries. by martin berry of n/a i would like the goverment to change the way...

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Richard Moore Hates Your Television

Oh dear, we have another “scrap the TV license” moron in our midsts. And this one is armed with misinformation! Let’s get this over with… Scrap the BBC TV License. by Mr Richard Moore Why should the...

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Yeah! Melt Those Icecaps!

Hahahaha! stop Britain and the Channel Tunnel grinding to a halt during the winter by increasing global warming. by Ian Baldwin The Prime Minister wants colder winters but Britain cannot cope with the...

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A Scrooge Out of Season

I’ll leave the discussion of this charming little petition in your capable hands, folks: Bring back workhouses for the unemployed rather than benefits. by Robin Rawlings As a tax payer I fed up seeing...

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Won’t Somebody Please Think Of The Children Helping The Other Children?

Instigate national service for 18 yr olds for disaster relief work. by Mik Boon We need national service in this country but cant send unwilling youths to war. I believe a force of trained and...

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